The Fenland Gent

These are all pictures posted to Twitpic and Yfrog this morning by people who seemed chuffed about the weather. I think they’re all from the UK and Ireland. . (Clicking on the pic will take you to the twitpic/yfrog page)

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Yfrog

Odd day – went to the cinema to see the excellent “Black Narcissus” (part of the Cambridge Film Festival Jack Cardiff tribute) and as I was walking back past the quarries on the edge of town a Vulcan Bomber flew low over my head. Then another jet (a Mirage I think) did the same and then a Lancaster Bomber.

I was walking under an airshow, obviously, but as to what airshow I was not sure – but Twitter soon turned up the answer. Apparently it’s the centenary of Marshall Airfield and the airshow was for that. Marshall Airfield is minutes from my house and when a neighbour told us that the Red Arrows were flying at 6 we gathered a few kids (ours and neighbours) and took to the high land (all overgrown landfill) that overlooks the airfield and found we probably had the best seats for a fantastic show. The noise as the jets, only 150 yards in front of us, started their engines, (their afterburners maybe ?) was massive, as was the sound of them all banking low over our heads. All really really thrilling.

I don’t think I’m too nerdy about planes. I just get a bit of a thrill seeing them. It’s a bit like Cathedrals. I don’t know much about them but I like them. Don’t know why? Just do.

(All these pics are thumbnails so click on them to see the big pictures- and the last one is obviously not a Red Arrow. It’s a Flying Fortress I think. It was also rumbling low over our heads).
It was a good day.

• @MickPuck Brilliant work this evening. Ta #
• I once vowed that by the time I turn 42 I would be able to describe myself as an INFLUENTIAL LOCAL BUSINESSWOMEN. 42 tomorrow. I failed. #
• Lost my ticket for a gig. Had to buy another. Now paid £53 to watch Australian Pink Floyd. I need to take a long hard look at myself. #
• Maybe Guiness will numb the self hatred #
• If I get the number 3 bus home I'll go past Roger Water's childhood home. If I get the number 1 bus that won't happen. #
• They're doing the whole of the Wall. Watching someone pretending to be Roget Waters bleating about the horrors of existence is just daft. #
• When the bloke pretending to be Dave Gilmour comes in on Comfortably Numb it's better. Same rule. Top Gear would be shit without James May #
• Oh Christ they've just sacked the key board player #
• The real Pink Floyd appeared on TOTP for See Emily Play 42 years ago to the day- as my Mum went into labour. #
• One thing about Pink Floyd (tribute). You can go for a piss, buy a round & get back before the song really kicks in. #notNapalmDeath #
• Most of the Pythons to perform at the Royal Albert Hall. It could be toe-curlingly embarrassing. I still want to go, though. (via @moonbolt #
• Any article that use the line "underlying health problems" means the editor has gone for the headline AT THE EXPENSE OF ANY USEFUL INFO. #
• RT @SquidyUK When Smokey sings, I hear violins. When Smokey talks, however, not so much. (via @quantick) #
• Now I'm 42 can somone tell where I go to get the cool middle aged man stuff. I'm particularly interested in trophy mistresses and yachts. #
• A holiday pic that quite frankly, scares the crap out of us: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ (via @awkwardfamily) #
• Maybe men & women argue because women are the source of life and therefore the source of suffering &this makes men cross. I SAID TURN LEFT #
• Watching Lynch's Inland Empire. 3 hour
  fractured tale of violence against women (maybe). With bunny headed people (certainly) #
• Taking daughter to nursery. Saw a chubby bloke, probably mid 30s, riding a kid's Raleigh Chopper. I was too polite to laugh. Daughter wasn't #
• "We got a 747 coming down in the night There's no power, there's no runway lights"…. It's Saxon Thursday in my house. #
• From now on everyday will be "Saxon Thursday" in my house. #
• You can have first refusal, but if you're too busy can you let me know? http://tinyurl.com/r5luzp (A true WTF) via @Glinner @le_benjamin #
• I'm off to the South Coast for 4 Days, where the honey is sweeter, the IQs are higher and where joy can still be found in the details #
• Just saw someone wearing a bear costume riding a motorbike on the M25. The bike had a side car and the passenger was also dressed as bear #
• Jeremy Vine just said that "Grapes of Wrath" was set in the 1880s, but then played Genesis' "I know what I like" so I forgive him. #
• With a confident swagger I have just entered a pub through the staff entrance. It was Motely Crue like in it's bravado. #
• After a v good meal & a walk under a stormy sky along the beach to a decent pub I'm now watching AC/DC do Problem Child on telly. So I Win #
• I'd willingingly accept Geordies' banging on about their adoration for Mark Knopfler as legit. But they tend to bang on about Sting. Pah! #
• Re. cricket/life/Pompey. Last week – balmy summer days full of joy and optimism. Now – drizzle soaked days full of worry and failure. #
• Yesterday a friend pointed out to me that Pietersen is good, but flawed, and that the flaw is that he is an idiot. #
• Lost signal and therefore contact with the world so have only just seen the cricket result. Well worthy of a WTF #
• Watching the greatest waiter on earth dealing with the poshest, arseiest, most ignorant twats. On his part, a triumph of wit & restraint. #
• Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients. Ha! Good! The clumsy, ill fools! (via @SaliWho) #
• I'm 47% heterosexual according to this. http://tinyurl.com/ler5hl (link RT'd from @CollingsA) #
• #pantsdown Agnostic Y Front #
• @moonbolt Jarvis C has taken to sporting a fetching beard. Not sure he's mainstream though. Celine Dion? in reply to moonbolt #
• When Big Star pops up on shuffle I get a tingling sensation that runs right up my slightly curved spine. #
• @moonbolt Added a couple but I do have a naturally sunny & chipper disposition. A real 7 full glasses optimist. in reply to moonbolt #
• @moonbolt Ta in reply to moonbolt #
• Listening to Bonnie "Prince" Billy's "I See A Darkness". Bleakest song I know but less so when daughter provides accompaniment on a kazoo. #
• Clarke Peters in Holby City. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I despair and this may be the tipping point. #
• @hamish_berk No! 7 in reply to hamish_berk #
• RT @indiaknight. http://bit.ly/1dt7M. Crikey some of the comments are angry. #
• Tsunami Warning trends & then Cancel Tsuanami Warning. Panic! then Don't Panic! The collective voice of humanity is that of Corporal Jones #
• #competitivegeekbaiting The Matrix is a vacuous dog of a film. #
• #competitivegeekbaiting. NO adaptation of a superhero comic has ever produced a decent movie. They are ALL awful awful awful. #
• Account just suspended for couple of hours for no reason. Improvised with post-it notes & biro to write short messages to myself #
• Portrayal of "decent" working class people in BBC's Freefall as hardworking, slightly thick victims who are wary of ambition annoyed me. #
• Not really a huge fan of those Mash-Up things – but this (Maiden & Monkees) was clever enough to raise a smile. http://bit.ly/jSelP #
• RT: @jeremylimb: Just found the hidden track at the end of the Piccadilly Line. It's just all the signals jamming #
• Just how many people that I follow are going to Latitude? I'll tell you because you wont know. It's lots. #
• Thought about Latitude as it's only about an hour away – but Grace Jones is not enough of a temptress to get me near a festival toilet. #
• Been listening to The Phenomenal Hand Clap Band LP all day. Sits somewhere between Prog and Disco. Very good. #
• Comedy result of the night. http://bit.ly/bsMOS #
• There is a mighty storm rising up over the Gog Magog Hills. #
• As the storm passed the thunder & lightening & hail was awesome but in it's wake we're just left with the irritating sound of car alarms. #
• Just sitting in traffic jam in drizzle next to a hearse BUT my most pop. adwords search term just went from 20p to 3p per click. 1-1 at H/T #
• Just seen that if I had gone to Latitude 2 bands I most want to see (Duckworth Lewis & Phenomenal Handclap band) both on now. Thus I'm glad #
• Ooh lumme – here comes another thunderstorm. Tomorrow's weather? – There won't be any because today's is clearly apocalyptic. #
• @JmsDmnd Aus 150 for 7 (!!!!) in reply to JmsDmnd #
• Mate's girlfriend just given birth to little girl. Best news and I could get gushy -but I won't. Today ends up being 10-1 to me. Ha! #
• I just made up an imaginary house mate and then got cross at them for putting coloureds in with my white wash thus ruining my work shirts. #
• Settling nicely into productive weekend whilst following Latitude and Ashes on Twitter/radio. It's still 0-0 but I'm playing well. #
• First that blasted barking dog and now a full cacophony of bird song. Sometimes I loathe nature. #
• @hamish_berk NO! 7.16 ok in reply to hamish_berk #
• RT: @davidschneider: Camping. Friends cooking us burgers kept in a "cool bag" – putting the A and E in "bon appetit" #
• @CherryHintonBlu "Sun "please" come out". Well here in Cherry Hinton land we're just chuffed when it stops raining. in reply to CherryHintonBlu #
• Just heard that Thom Yorke performed at Latitude in a thong and a crazy hat. That cannot be right. Muddled info somewhere. #
• Just worked out what someone said on BBC's Open coverage (which I'm not watching) half an hour ago Did this with adwords and then twitter. #
• Great how Amazon use actors to identify films. Thus 2001 Space Odyssey is a Kier Dullea film. #
• View from my window. A jogger passing a plump belching youth. #
• Gosh. The quality scores have been rising and the costs have been dropping. Pretty industrious weekend with adwords may have paid off. #
• Closest I felt to immortality was when I was 10 & the summer holidays were starting. 6 weeks felt like forever. I was indestructible #
• RT: @Eamonn_Forde: http://bit.ly/hzgxG . Just brilliant. #
• This stuff is stopping me working. http://bit.ly/1a1yGv #
• I will not be distracted by the cricket. I will not be distracted by the cricket. I will not be distracted by the cricket. #
• @CherryHintonBlu It's more that I won't get worked up by the cricket. And it looks like I won't need to anyway. in reply to CherryHintonBlu #
• That feels fantastic – now let's go and invade somewhere. #ashes #
• RT: @serafinowicz: The Onion's fucking hilarious and quite fucking moving moon landing: http://bit.ly/jqcR3 in reply to serafinowicz #
• I've never really listened to Nick Drake before. Today that will change. #
• Paul Hart staying on as manager of Pompey? What fantastic news. I'm so pleased. Look at me – I'm doing a bleeding jig I'm so happy. #
• I see a black girl just won Miss England. Political correctness gone mad. #
• My (step) father-in-law stood on Captain Beefheart's foot in a nightclub in Liverpool in 1969 #lameclaimstofame #
• Which reminds me – anyone here not rate Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band as one of the all time great bands. Well! I'm not having that! OK #
• #lameclaimtofame I once told Nick Cave where the entrance to the London Transport Museum was #
• #lameclaimtofame I sometimes got my groceries in the same corner shop that Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie would occasionally get his. #
• Just mentioned London Transport Museum in a tweet and got retweeted by my old head of department. Sort of tweeting through time and space. #
• I was with an antiques dealer, who was a regular on Bargain Hunt, when we heard the news of the attack on the Twin Towers #lameclaimtofame #
• I watched the 1999 eclipse with the Venga Boys. They borrowed my wielder's mask. #lameclaimtofame #
• RT: @DrSamuelJohnson: #lameclaimtofame In 1762 I doff'd my Tricorn HAT to the Duke of BUCKINGHAM #
• Peppermint and Rose West #UndrinkableHerbalTeas #
• B.A.D. were probably better than The Clash. #irkthepurists #
• By a country mile the Beastie Boys are the best rap/hip hop band there has ever been. #irkthepurists #
• There has been at least one episode of Lovejoy that has been filmed in each of the towns where I've lived. #lameclaimtofame #
• RT: @Glinner: Simon Jenkins puts the swine flu hysteria into perspective: http://bit.ly/SSkoZ (via @chris_coltrane) #
• #1rstdraftbandnames BABA #
• Yesterday re Pompey whilst not delighted I thought at least a manger & a clear direction forward. But wait. What's this. http://bit.ly/HqX4e #
• #1rstdraftbandnames The Noel Redding Experience #
• #1rstdraftbandnames Mr and Mrs Womack #
• I cannot spell welders mask #
• #hygienepop Mr Sheen Latifah #
• #hygienepop Anti-Perspirant League #
• #hygienepop Rubber Glove Bone #
• #hygienepop Imperial Leather Nun #
• Aha. Adsense now in Sterling. I Thanks you Mistah Google. #
• Graham Greene around the gills. #unwellnovelists #
• CJD Salinger #unwellnovelists #
• I think this is a genuine story. It's on the BBC website. http://bit.ly/17TgC2 (It may make more sense when it's updated later) #
• RT: @JohnCleese: Dearest Twittering Twats, Just to let you know that reports of my death are greatly exaggerated… #
• Ladies in Southwold only ever ride their bicycles side saddle #urbanelegends #
• That hitch-hiker, beneath her Cath Kidston foral summer print frock, only turned out to be a chap. #urbanelegends #
• …and the torso, well that was in the aga. #urbanelegends #
• #fullnames Juvenile Risible Ridiculous Tolkien #
• #fullnames b b cummings #
• #fullnames Ice Tray #
• #fullnames Mr Tomato #
• RT @schiaparelli: In the autumn, swine flu will mutate into the twin killer strains of cad flu and bounder flu. #urbanelegends #
• Hearing this makes me feel as though I've been joyfully ravished by merriment itself. http://bit.ly/3q67tJ #
• And this version of this piece of music just sends me Daddio-o. Really. http://bit.ly/3YJfMY #
• If anyne else wnts to dial this number and piss off the twat who nicked my son's phone it's 07550002068. I thank you x PLS RT (via @Mangowe) #
• Last installment of my newly formed C20th Music Club. http://bit.ly/k8kOy Pure hook & little else. #
• GF away for Cambridge Folk Fest. Means I can chat up women, go back to their tent and tell them what it's like to fat, middle aged & lonely. #
• That last tweet was cleared by GF. Not sure what to read into that. #
• I wish I'd read tweets before I sent them.. "what it's like TO be fat, middle etc." #
• I can't argue with this article. http://bit.ly/15dL8e #
• I can, however, argue with this. http://bit.ly/cVJDA (And I will, in my head, and at the expense of doing much that is useful today) #
• RT: @JmsDmnd: Toad in the Hole on the canteen menu today – result! (Today no tweet will make me happier than that one) #
• I think you'll find , Mr Twitter, that I am incredibly attractive and all those offers of dates by nubile young women were real and not spam #
• #definitionofcivilization – The thing that stops me running down ambling, arrogant twats walking down the middle of the road. #
• RT: @CollingsA: RT @henweb You'll like this! http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/ #
• #gerrard ..and Barton's a nice bloke, all players play for the shirt and Redknapp has never wasted a single penny of his employers money. #
• #gerrard Just heard a great joke. 6 blokes walk in to a bar. You'll never believe the punchline #
• #definitionofcivilization Me holding back from calling whoever made the Direct Ferries website a t**t in a public forum. #
• Yes. I changed that word – because I was raised proper. #
• Might e-mail Direct Ferries to tell them I will not now be going to Guernsey because their website is a f**king k**b. #
• RT: @Eamonn_Forde: I borrowed Roger Whittaker's Flymo. He asked for it back. I told him he could whistle for it. #
• Self Preservation Society just came on the car stereo as we drove into a tunnel. Not a lot of people know that #
• Passing Heathrow. Look there's an Airbus – or, if you prefer, a plane #
• Deng Xiaoping, father of China's move to capitalism staked his claim as Mao's successor at a West Brom match. (Really) #
• Proposal for Barcelona's new stadium. http://bit.ly/i5909 . #
• #shortestepisodes Coast. This week's episode. The Lincolnshire Coast. #
• #shortestepisodes Top Gear. This week the "Boys" go on a road trip through Helmund Province. #
• I'm late to the party as usual but with the song The Liberty of Norton Folgate Madness have come up with something quite brilliant. #
• #cff09 Made a Spotify playlist of some of the artists at this year's Cambridge Folk Festival. http://bit.ly/KTXrk #
• #sexroyals Tzar Knickerless #
• #sexroyals Anne of Cleavage #
• First series of the Fast Show? 1994. That cannot be right. #
• 1st series of Fast Show. 1994. 1994 – my Mum was still in her forties. Being a bit self absorbed here but bloody hell that's odd. #
• RT @kcna_dprk Dancing Party Held by Ministry of People's Armed Forces http://bit.ly/WiXrh #
• #biscuitbands Arrowroot's Manuva #
• #biscuitbands Peek Freans of the Stone Age #
• Headline in today's Sun. Amy "Died" In My Arms. Is that how it works? – Pope "F**ked" by Bear, Delia Smith "Partied" With "Sluts" . #
• I'm off down the beach to get an ice cream. Anybody need anything while I'm there? #
• #creditcardictators Pay Palpatine #
• #creditcardictators Shahclay Card #
• RT @Glinner http://bit.ly/x9keb (The picture, not the playlist, is quite the funniest thing I've seen for a while) #
• Today I am exposing myself to Don Henley – "Not even heaven knows where the love goes" . #
• RT @moonbolt. http://bit.ly/19UGQ7 Tempted to sneer -but crikey that's an odd website. #
• #verydullbands Pyschic ITV #
• #verydullbands Test Department of Health and Social Security #
• Going to see Harry Potter film in a cinema in Fareham, Hants this eve. Last film I saw at a cinema in Fareham? Empire Strikes back in 1980 #
• When I left the cinema in 1980 I expect that I came home and listened to this. http://bit.ly/Olsad (For I was a 13 year old Rush obsessive) #
• Replace Empire Strikes Back with Harry P. & Rush with Muse and it seems that after a third of a century there has been no real growth. #
• My favourite Canadian? Geddy Lee. And yours? #
• 1st festival I went to, turned up without ticket or tent & improvised. For tomorrow's Cambridge Folk Fest. I've just bought myself an anorak #
• Just seen last Sunday's Top Gear & don't care what clever people think; AC/DC's Brian Johnson's appearance made me proud to be human. #
• Previous tweet may have been a bit Daily Maily and also have the nagging feeling that Top Gear may have jumped the shark. Maybe. #
• RT: @BumbleCricket: mates wife has left him….taken his bob marley collection and the satellite dish…No woman, no sky #
• #cff09 The occasional dark cloud plump with menace but on the whole the weather here in Cherry Hinton is not too bad. #
• #cff09 Apologies for the previous tweet – fate duly tempted and now it's raining. #
• #cff09 Ok to hell with the hail I'm listening to some of tonight's acts on Spotify and am quite taken by Pete Molinari. http://bit.ly/128XIe #
• RT: @martylog: RT @jeremylimb Bit pissed off: Dad's just been pronounced dead. Bloody Australian doctors #
• #cff09 Standing in exactly the same place, with the same people as this time last year. Set in my ways perhaps but happily reassured #
• #cff09 Bad Shepherds. Pretty much a mash up of my favourite playlist with fiddles #
• #cff09 However affectionate it may be, Bad Shepherds have gone too far in "mocking" Jimmy Pursey #
• #cff09 I know it's difficult what with everyone being in tents & so on but if anyone wants to borrow my iron you' ve only to ask #
• #cff09 Saw a Folk against Facism t shirt. as for taking sides then my loyalty is clear. But as for laying bets? Is that in a straight fight? #
• #cff09 Leading the "I was not expecting to see that band t shirt at a folk festival" competition. Sunn O))) #
• There is no sweeter sight on this good earth than librarians dancing to reggae #
• Previous tweet was not meant to be side or sneery. The band, Edward II really not my cup of tea but the crowd loving it #cff09 #
• #cff09 Infact I've met a few librarians and I've been quite fond of them all. Could I say that about all the florists&plumbers I've met? No. #
• #cff09 oh lumme Edward II have gone all CBeebies on us. Good stuff. #
• #cff09 Impressed by Susan Tedeschi. Modern blues rock can be overpolished and predictable and it leaves me a bit cold. But live this works. #
• #cff09 I don't want a bacon roll. I want bloody donuts #
• #cff09. Windows wide open on a very quiet & still morning. Strange to think that there is an errking great festival 800 yards away #
• #cff09 Jim Moray. Hooray. #
• #cff09 Oddest couple in front of me. She: all cheek bones, high heels & tanning salon He: scraggy hair, real ale and roll ups. Lucky girl. #
• # Fan of Western Swing the carefree counterpoint to Hank Williams glorious introspection. Hot Club of Cowtown have that joyous aspect nailed #
• #cff09 Men in Crocs. You may have made a mistake there. #
• #cff09 Battery may go soon so just in case. 3 certainties. 1. My death. 2. Your death. 3. The Saw Doctors are a brilliant live band. #
• #cff09 Half a dozen free range eggs and some Horlivka. Buzzin' me tits off #
• #cff09 Just watched Booker T doing Green Onions. Hah! #
• #cff09. Christ the art of anoraking is a step learning curve. Cost me a £10 xxl shirt from the hemp stall to learn all about doing up zips #
• #cff09 Los Lobos is Spanish for The Wolves. Weirdly Los Slobo is Spanish for the Baggies #
• #cff09 Anyone lost an iPhone. It was handed in at the lost child tent Satuday night. Retweet if pos. #
• RT@duncanmann People next to me been coming for over 30 years seems they only come now to complain how much worse it is these days #cff09 #
• #cff09 Tshirt got soaked in rain so bought myself a hemp grandad shirt. Also changed name to Jez & opened a pottery worksop just outside Ely #
• @neil_mccormick Once picked up 10 Black Sabbath LPs from Holloway carboot. All the sleeves damp, all vinyl scrathed. £5 the lot. Bargain in reply to neil_mccormick #
• #cff09 Day 3 of the festival & I can't decide whether to wear my Boo to the Miners t shirt or my GM food is Ace t shirt #
• #cff09 Lau. Wow #
• #cff09 People laying on blankets in the main stage, I love you, really love you. Love love love. (Maybe love's not quite the right word) #
• #cff09 Post folk, just made that up, maybe it already exists.Who cares, Lau are really excellent. #
• go freddie!!!!! (via @BumbleCricket) #
• #cff09 Imelda May. Way-hey #
• #cff09 Imeda May is just an incredible talent. Quite blown away. #
• RT @serafinowicz RT @Sheamus: Donald Duck – not *entirely* pleasant. http://bit.ly/EzHsn #
• #meatpop Gram Parson's nose #
• http://bit.ly/y5THy And there I was thinking he might be busy or something. Pillock. #
• @fireflybelle Great festival thanks. Live in Cherry Hinton so feels a bit odd the day after festival leaves town. Didn't mean to suprise you in reply to fireflybelle #
• @fireflybelle Reckon about 10% of festival goers from Cherry H. incl. neighbours, parents of my kid's classmates & bloke who works in Tesco in reply to fireflybelle #
• @fireflybelle Think most people quite like it – though heard a story about someone moaning so much they got free tickets. in reply to fireflybelle #
• After a fair few days of excellent folk and other music from the Cambridge Folk Festival I've just freshened up with 3 hours of Kraftwerk. #
• @fireflybelle Yup – middle England at it's finest (though those bloody blankets….) in reply to fireflybelle #
• …and after 4 days of fiddles and mandolins etc Autobahn felt like someone had somehow shot crystal meth through my skull with a laser #
• Metaphorical crystal meth that is. Never taken it and cannot think of any reason why I ought to. #
• What seems like the first nice morning for an eternity & out come the lawnmowers, hedge trimmers & patio cleaners. Git Cacaphonic Orchestra #
• Are we Newcastle in disguise. http://bit.ly/2hxItc & http://bit.ly/aAtG0 #
• The sky over Winchester at the moment is extraordinary. I'll try to paint a picture with words. Shiny moon. Pretty clouds. Quite dark. #
• "Told the stripper not to touch his neck cause of the cyst! He was in agony when they gave him the gold bracelet" My mum on her night out. #
• My mum was not the stripper. (Obviously) But in her local it is still 1974. #
• RT: @Eamonn_Forde: RT @serafinowicz: Such a shame about Bono. #
• @BumbleCricket No – but he may Ah Twit Ah. in reply to BumbleCricket #
• My 10 favourite bits of the #cff09 Cambridge Folk Festival. http://bit.ly/14CCnf #
• #fishpop Terrence Tench D'arby #
• Trying to watch my sperm count. They're pretty good at it. (via @serafinowicz) #
• http://bit.ly/10htO6 Lovely tribute to John Hughes (via @Glinner) #
• Stuck in traffic Jam near Dorchester & Autobahn pops up on shuffle. #
• I don't like it when people use wacky fonts, it's annoying, it's not funny and it distracts from the Christening. (via @GaryDelaney) #
• The summer that passed us by – I think I just caught up with it in Dorset. #
• Sitting on crowded Weymouth Beach. Could be the 1950s ; not the bad sex, bad food 1950s but the happy families, no Luftwaffe 1950s. #
• @caitlinmoran Weymouth waterfront: brilliant light, hot dogs, cheap larger, plump, pissed, tattooed youths. (Against run of play) Goooal. in reply to caitlinmoran #
• lager not larger you half wit #
• The wind on the moon lit water in Weymouth Bay is just a lovely view, and more so when enhanced by Peroni. #
• Indolent because I'm having my lunch at 4 pm, doubly indolent because my lunch is ring donuts #
• 3 delightful days in Weymourh & we are now all tanned and jolly and 15 years younger. #
• Now for 2 days on Hants coast. Hopefully combination of hard work & beach walks will stop me dwelling on shit news about friends marriage #
• RT: @CherryHintonBlu: RT @b3ta_links: Cambridge Folk Festival time-lapse: http://f1a.me/b1lIi #b3ta #cff09 #
• Yesterday – quite excited about the start of the season but it only takes a few secs of Chelsea and ITV and the shine's already tarnished. #
• RT: @GaryDelaney: RT @danielmaier Employee of the month! http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg < #
• RT: @Glinner: And they just leave him there. http://bit.ly/JaH2o (via @simonswatman) #
• Just caught my 4 year old daughter repeatedly kissing the picture of Jimi Hendrix that's on the cover of this month's Classic Rock. #
• #gynaecologyrock Chlamidgeure #
• #gynaecologyrock Uretha Franklin #
• #gynaecologyrock thRUSH #
• #gynaecologyrock The Yeastie Boys #
• #gynaecologyrock Kenny G spot #
• #unpopularstore Surly Learning Centre #
• #unpopularstore Second Hand Sock Shop #
• I made a various tape on Spotify http://bit.ly/RLNE2 Happily listen to other peoples. #
• Speaking frankly the way I see it is this. If you don't like Rush's Spirit of Radio then you just don't much like life. #
• @moonbolt For me, with Rush there's no guilt, just pleasure, though on reflection my Geddy Lee tattoo may be an error of judgment. in reply to moonbolt #
• Gosh, it turns out that I follow quite a number of Norwich fans. Good stuff because I have a soft spot for all the East Anglian teams. #
• Back in Cambridge. It's raining. #
• So today it's just me, the drizzle, Radiohead and my dark thoughts. #
• …oh and England versus Holland. #
• I'm going to stop indicating at roundabouts. This'll mean you now think me a self important, arrogant twat. I don't care. I'm the best. #
• #welovetheNHS If the NHS did not give my nan loads of Warfarin she would never have met my daughter #
• @moonbolt Is that doing the actions to the song mentally or acting mentally (eg throwing kippers at a duck) whilst listening to the song. in reply to moonbolt #
• What's that? You say you don't like Maiden's Phantom of the Opera. Then you are a fool and I'm referring you to Dr Rock. http://bit.ly/QJ8Tt #
• If football was The Lord Of The Rings then Ipswich are hobbits and Spurs are Sauron. (Happy to accept that only I know what that means) #
• Previous tweet about Spurs/Ipswich makes even less sense seeing as Ipswich were drawn against P'boro and not Spuds in Carling Cup. #
• Going to have a John Hughes evening. Ordered the films from Amazon – and then it'll be me, Molly Ringwald, cheap lager and tears. #
• I can't think of anything much to worry about today. Anyone got any ideas? #
• RT: @Glinner: http://bit.ly/DcUfu (Makes it's point but It's better without the awful music) #
• @Glinner I'm just not a Fatboy Slim at 9:30 in the morning sort of person. in reply to Glinner #
• Father Ted vs the American Loony Right. Go, Graham! http://bacn.me/aic #welovethenhs (via @TheWordMagazine) #
• RT @Glinner @bengoldacre #welovetheNHS http://bit.ly/v1vBD . Great – The Day Today is Back. Oh hold it… #
• Odd day. Took a wrong turn about lunchtime, things went awry and now I'm sitting here reading Mein Kampf whilst listening to Slipknot. #
• I'm sure that in my dying seconds when I realise the unequivocal absolute finality of what was about to happen, something will distract me. #
• "The Horror, the horror. Ooh look it's Reg Varney on ITV3" #
• Builders working on house opposite. One of them keeps singing Bob The Builder. His mate looks like he's had 10 years of the same shit joke #
• Builder: "The skims dried – but the damps still coming through. Well at least we gave it a go". Walks away singing "Can We Fix It…". #
• Playing Sinatra' My Way at Portman Rd for Sir Bobby. #
• Shearer is much better as a manager than he is as a pundit. #
• #whatwelearnfromMoTD Stoke's Dean Whitehead looks a bit like KD Lang #
• #welovethenhs Just had infected impacted wisdom tooth removed by efficient and friendly staff. #NHSideas Should have happened months ago #
• Now I've had my gammy wisdom tooth removed I feel 5 stone lighter, 15 years younger and ready for some carefree adventures. Who is with me. #
• @fireflybelle Actually my life is so dull that getting my haircut constitutes the most epic of adventures. in reply to fireflybelle #
• 1. Baxters French Onion (with melted cheddar). 2. Knorr Chicken Noodle. 3. Heinz Tomato. Can't see anyone arguing with that. #
• http://bit.ly/16yOz7 Squirrel posing. #
• @Glinner This chap has just crossed Hitler Bucket off his bucket list. http://bit.ly/lDgLu in reply to Glinner #
• @Glinner Just made a wildebeest sad – so I can cross that off my Blue Gnu list #
• Wasp – are you thick? Not that one – it's closed – you need the open window to get out. #
• RT: @VisitWeymouth: Weymouth seafront crowds gather for Carnival Day http://twitpic.com/egh0q. See. Life's not so bad. #
• ..and it's not just Weymouth. RT: @jonoread: Well, today it's Cromer carnival. Glorious sunshine. #
• If I was a C19th Romantic type, and not a C21st jaded middle aged bloke, I would swoon at how green this part of the world is today. #
• #rhyminglegends Vic Reeves and Jimmy Greaves #
• #rhyminglegends Jimmy Nail and Dan Quayle #
• #rhyminglegends Brian Poole and General de Gaulle #
• #rhyminglegends Bonaparte and Tony Hart #
• #rhyminglegends K9 and Courtney Pine #
• #rhyminglegends God and Bod #
• #rhyminglegends Garibaldi and Peter Capaldi #
• Might try my hand at witty bon mots such as "Oi Oscar – F*ck off" #
• RT @O2AcademyOxford: Dinosaur Jr to go on stage at 9pm. Get off the computer and get down to an amazing gig #
• Which ever way you look at it (& I admit there may be different perspectives) the fact my gf forgot to buy chocolate is grounds for mockery #
• Pompey looking ok in the second half – but Hayden Mullins? Crikey he's poor. #
• Probably be a lot more afternoons and nights like that for Pompey. Annoyed that now I'm cross about something over which I've no control #
• Something about that Spurs away strip that makes them look like camp sailors #
• Hey! Nation's Youth. Great results. Well done you boffins. #
• RT: @tractorgirlie Ipswich goalkeeper Shane Supple is quitting football at the age of 22 as his "heart is not in the game any more". #
• RT: @TimWestwood: got my results – damn straight U's again! I guess its off to the School of Hard Knock Life #
• @huwmjames Congratualtions. in reply to huwmjames #
• Right – off to watch Dinosaur Jr. I'm every bit as excited as I was when I said such a thing in my teens. #
• Anyone else going to see Dinosaur Jr tonight in Cambridge- I'll be the annoying twat at the back weeping and hollering. #
• Ooh. They've opened the 2nd bar at the Junction. Things just get better and better #
• One of many things I like about Dinosaur Jr is that they have that "fuck off. This is what we do quality" like, say, The Fall #
• I also like it that J Mascis has started to look like Dumbledore #
• Rt @browncountyfair Swifty Swine Racing Pigs – http://bit.ly/13NTQN.
  Yanks. Awesome #
• Usain Bolt ? #
• A review. T'was rubbish, the staff, the food, the dope fiends. Ah but no -T'was fine. http://bit.ly/OB7RR #
• RT @Glinner My favourite Neil Hamburger joke: what do you call a pensioner who can't stop displaying her vagina? Madonna! #
• Got my gf (a programmer) to look at #songsincode. Said it's almost as funny as the time she went to the sales team's karaoke night #
• RT: @Glinner: Via reddit "Who's sniffing my ear? Holy crap it's a lion!" http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5254/bearcubvslioncub.gif #
• Struggling to get on O2's network. I'm in the middle of bloody Cambridgezs #
• @Glinner Yup. Packed with dark, memorable scenes that bothered me for days. in reply to Glinner #
• Sitting here- windows wide open on a bright late summer morning listening to REO Speedwagon. #
• Crikey – the local tamps have had a makeover. Beard gone, hair cut and he's not wearing his trench coat. #
• Fucking lawnmowers. Armies of the twatting things. #
• Rt @sammatterface Talking PFC with Walsh. Both have same view on Utaka. Didn't expect anything at Arsenal T/over this wk let's see what then #
• Can see the ending coming a mile off but Weird Science is the funniest, daftest film I've seen for ages. Way better than I remember. Dudes #
• Party scene. Girls with big hair, boys with heavily gelled hair all dancing wildly to Killing Jokes' "80s". Uh oh! Here come the parents #
• Weird Science. Holds true to it's ridiculous premise with carefree brilliance. And now – Ferris Bueller. Hah! Happy here. #
• Swifty Swine Racing Pigs – http://bit.ly/lGhWb – Event starting (via @browncountyfair) #
• @sammatterface From the moment Muntari went it's been like watching the slowest most drawn out car crash in history in reply to sammatterface #
• Nice to see Hart making lame excuses 3 games into Pompey' season. #
• Brief interlude for MOTD & then on I plough into the night with the film version of Less Than Zero. Not John Hughes but sort of in the area #
• Ferris Bueller great. Possibly the best of all John Hughes' films, but I have seen it plenty of times. #
• @CherryHintonBlu Nice photos. in reply to CherryHintonBlu #
• Reading Less Than Zero in my 40s & the nihilism at heart seems brattish but the film gives it a gloss as the story tries to resolve itself #
• Andrew Mccarthy is great though. Once told a very pretty girl that if I was gay Andrew Mccarthy would be my type. Won me a memorable kiss #
• I was lying though – I reckon John Candy would be the kind of chap I'd go for. #
• Lying on my bed listening to church bells and the wind in the trees. Expect someone is about to drive a lawnmower through my aural idyll #
• Christians are pretty organised, giving themselves a dedicated slot each week to think about death, redemption and how to lead a good life. #
• I think I prefer a more ad hoc and spontaneous approach to thinking about that stuff. The bells are really great though. #
• I wonder if members of the Muslim clergy can issue fatwas via twitter. #
• Just read that fatwas can be issued on all sorts of things incl. the instruction don't sit up all night watching telly during Ramadan. #
• @geoff_taylor I've already decided for me today is all about 80s Powerpop – but I'm seriously considering making next week Prog week. in reply to geoff_taylor #
• @geoff_taylor Such as the Edgar Broughton Band Saw. (Sorry about that…) in reply to geoff_taylor #
• 2 stroke lawnmower going put put put put put put put right through the heart of my lazy Sunday afternoon. #
• @davidhepworth They've changed it to a live table this season. Bit confusing. in reply to davidhepworth #
• Just decided to take a break from my eighties playlist to listen to Duckworth Lewis & down went a wicket. #
• errr down went two wickets. (Not making this up). #
• Amazing if they got those last wickets during one play of the Duckworth Lewis LP. It's looking likely. 3 songs left. 1 wicket. #
• ..and the Duckworth Lewis LP has just finished. Played it through once – 5 wickets fell. The end of the over is over is over is over… #
• I'm going to play it again. Great LP, great result, good series, good summer (despite flu and weather). #
• RT: @DrSamuelJohnson: Mister BROAD & his white-clad Henchmen have stol'n a great Trophy from a Nation of CONVICKTS #ashes #
• RT: @Eamonn_Forde: Sports headline writers, you can have this one for free – "Bloody Golly & The Crickets" #ashes #
• Ashes: very good but it's still John Hughes weekend so I'm heading off to the 80s with Molly Ringwald in "16 Candles". #
• @fireflybelle What's better than a good book, a both and candles? In my world that would be beer, donuts and heavy metal in reply to fireflybelle #
• Is that John Cusack? Is that John Cusack playing the chief geek's geeky side kick? #
• …and now there's Joan Cusack playing nerdy girl. #
• 16 Candles had it's moments but not great. Next (& finally) The Breakfast Club. "Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns" #

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